Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 7, Episode 9
Air date November 15, 2009
Written by Larry David
Directed by Larry Charles
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The Table Read is the ninth episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 7. It is the sixty-ninth episode overall.


Larry David meets a nine-year-old fan, whose mother tells him that her daughter has a rash "on her pussy". Larry is perplexed by her use of words, but eventually figures he is just being uptight, and later uses the same description with Jerry Seinfeld, who is very disturbed.

The Seinfeld reunion cast has their first table read, where Jason Alexander borrows Larry's pen and puts it in his ear and down his shirt, which disgusts Larry.

Leon Black has to pose as a man with Groat's disease in order to comfort Michael Richards who was just diagnosed with the disease.